Anyway, my story. The Massholes of the ocean otherwise known as Orcas (aka Killer Whales aka Free Willy). Now these little bastards may look all cute and cuddly at sea world, but they are the greatest jerks in the deep blue sea. They are.
My evidence:
Ever watch NatGeo? I do. And killer whales are mean little suckers. Do you know what they eat? Seals and penguins. Now, besides the cute factor, I don't have anything against this. Whales have to eat, it's the circle of life, yadda yadda yadda. It's not what they eat that grinds my gears but rather HOW they eat it. Let me create this scenario for you, oh reader of mine.
You are a baby seal. You are possibly the cutest thing in existence. You are newly born, playing on the beach with all your seal friends when, all of a sudden, something is not right. Your mommy seal is barking at you to get away from the surf. "Why, mom?" you think, "I'm on the sand. Nothing is going to come up here and get me." WRONG baby seal because badass killer whales beach themselves in a quasi-suicidal manner in order to NAHMNAHMNAHM yo' ass. That's right, they literally throw themselves onto the beach in order to eat baby seals.
Jerk move. Seriously. It's like when you were little and playing tag and someone called the fence as safety and you, being the tag ninja that you are, reach that fence. But it doesn't matter because the tagger is a mean little butt head and slams into you, knocks you off the fence AND EATS YOU.
So there. Killer whales. They are Massholes- completely inconsiderate of all other sea life.
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